Jokes

Hey penguins, aqua here to tell you about the jokes page. each week i will post jokes on this page. If u want one in side here leave a comment. Oh, and also, my weekly joke contest, each week, the winners joke will be on this list. Waddel on for now!

Q:What did one snowman say to the other?A:Do you smell carots?

Q:Why was 6 afraid of 7?A:7Ate9

Q:What did the Pacific ocean say to the Alantic?A:Nothing!It Just waved!

Q:What do you call a sleeping bull?A:A Bull-Dozer!

Q:What did the police man say to his belly button?A: Your under a vest!

Q:What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?A:A nervous Wreck!

Q:What do you call a fish with no eyes?A:A Blind fish!(Part 1)

Q:what do you call a fish with no eyes?A:FSH!(Part 2)

Q:WHat do penguins have for lunch?A:Ice Burgers!

Q:Where do fish take a vaction?A:Finland!

Q:What animal do you not want to play a game with?A:A cheetah!

Q:Why did the boy eat his homework?A:His teacher said it was a peice of cake!

Q:Why did the math book feel sad?A:It had to many problems!

Q:What shape would you never want to step on?A: A TRAPezoid!

Q:What do you call a cow on the ground?A:Ground beef!

Q:How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?A:You rocket!

Q:When do astronauts eat?A:At launch time!

Q:What happend when the shirts played the jackets?A:It ended in a tie!

Q:What do you call a snowman with a suntan?A:A puddle!

Q:What is the smallest room in the world?A:Mushroom!

Q:What kinda train carries bubble gum?A:A chew chew train!

Q:What do trees drink?:Root-Beer!

Q:What do you call a man with an elphant on his head?A:Squashed!

Q:What day do fish hate the most?A:Friday!

Q:Which bird can lift the most weight?A:A crane!

Q:What did the eye say to the other?A:Between you and me, something smells!

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?A:Because its poulrty in motion!

Q:Why should you take a pencil to bed?A:To draw curtains!

Q:What id H2O4?A:Drinking!

Q:What would you call a man that is alwayswiring for money?A: An electrician!

Teacher:Tom, can you point out where America is?

Tom:There!

Teacher:Fred can you tell us who found America?

Fred:Tom did!

Q:What do you call a pig who knows karate?A:Porkchops!

Q:Why did the bear put sugar under his pillow?A:To have sweet dreamsQ

Q:Whats worse then raining cats and dogs?A:Hailing Taxis!

Q:Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in the class room?A:The students were so bright!

Knock Knock!

Whos there?

Luke

Luke who?

Luke through the key hole to find out!

Knock Knock!

Whos there?

Little old lady

Little old lady who?

Hey! I didn’t know you could Yodel!

Knock Knock!

Whos there?

Isabelle!

Isabelle who?

Is a bell useful on a bike?

Knock Knock!

Whos there?

Justice!

Justice who?

Justice I got home, the telephone rang!

Knock Knock!

Whos there?

Owl!

Owl who?

Owl call you later!

Q:What did the shark do to the snowman?A:It gave it a frostbite!

Knock Knock!

Whos there?

Boo!

Boo who?

Don’t cry! Its just a joke!

Q:Whats White and black, with red all over?A:A penguin with a rash!